Welcome to the 2023 edition of the Dad-O-Mite Giveaway Hop, hosted by Mama the Fox!
Father’s Day is this coming Sunday, June 18th, in the U.S. as well as a whole host of other countries. In honor of that day, this bloghop celebrates dads of all kinds everywhere, whether bio-dads, adoptive dads, foster dads, dads of choice, pet dads and every kind of dad, granddad and father figure out there who is loved by their children, whether those children are little, or big, or have four feet or fur or feathers or scales, or any combination of the above.
We all need someone to fill that role in our lives. We’re not all lucky enough to get such a person. If you have one, and yours is still around, give them an extra hug for those who never did or no longer do.
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I think this one is hilarious! “I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.”
dad wasn;t much of a jokester but do recall this one, “What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
Nu?
I don’t have any favorites.
Mine is See You Later Alligator too … do it with my kiddos.
My dad always said “Head em up, move em out” at the beginning of movie westerns we were getting ready to watch.
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Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas
Here’s an old joke: What black, and white and red all over?
Choice of two answers: 1. The newspaper
2. A skunk with a sunburn!
My dad’s was don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today
My dad made many comments but they are too inappropriate to post on here.
He had tons, but “you can’t beat a baked potato” springs to mind…
Any time you need money for something he says, “Five dollars,” just like the Little Rascals when they needed new shoes.
I love Dad jokes. “Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays”
My father used to tell me that I should never be afraid of anyone & to hold my head high out in the world.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
My dad was not one for telling jokes.
My dads favorite line was always I am only a phone call away!
you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
My dad would say he would take a blood test from someone’s nose then he would laugh and laugh.
What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship? they were MAROONED! (Hilarity ensued every time).
My dad never did jokes, but my hubby does with our kid.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
My dad didn’t do jokes. No dad-isms, either.
My Das use to say See You Soon My Little Baboon
I do not have any
I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me
What do you call a girl that doesn’t use birth control? Pregnant
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
“dad im hungry”
“hi hungry, im dad”
“It’s better than a swift kick in the pants,” whatever that means
He’s so obsessed with I’m above ground and not 6 feet under
I honestly don’t have a favorite.
My dad always said “groovy”
If I’d be talking with my dad and I said so, he would come back with sew buttons on your underwear!
My Dad’s is “I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!” 🙂
When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
I don’t remember any.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly
Close the window, I’m not paying to cool off the whole outside
Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
Did you know that William Pen’s father had two sisters who ran a bakery? Everyone in town were talking about the Pie Rates of Pen’s aunts. ( Pirates of Penzance………)
Um. Thanks dad. Real knee slapper.
“How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
My dad loved dad jokes. One of his favorites: Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores. Thanks for the giveaway!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry
It’s not a Dad bod, it’s a father figure!
See you around if you don’t turn square.
One of my dad’s favorite things to say to folks was to “leave a quarter” if they asked to use the bathroom.
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I laugh at all dad jokes…I don’t have a favorite.
Work Smarter not Harder!
My dad had a great sense of humor! When I was very little, I couldn’t pronounce McDonalds. I called it “SmackDonalds” instead. From then on out, he never called McDonald’s anything else. haha!
Cheesy but good Dad joke: The bank keeps calling me to give me compliments. They say I have an “outstanding balance.”
“It’s now or never”!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
– He didn’t have the guts
Oh gosh, my dad was a total punster! Too many to remember, but he used to, as he put it, “Get his mix all talked up” and say things like the “Bogs are Darking” and “Chirds are Birping” (instead of “Dogs are Barking” and “Birds are Chirping) just to be funny. He’s been gone (to Heaven, with my mom) for 19 years now and I still like to say those things too! Thanks and God bless!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday ?
Hoppy Birthday
Ready to rock n roll? When leaving lol
I said “See ya later alligator, after awhile crocodile” the other day. Its one of my favorites.
My Dad would ask, “What part of NO don’t you understand?”
“What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?” “They’re both Paris sites.”
don’t know any
When I would say “Daddy” my dad would respond with “What-y”
He passed when I was six. I miss him every day.
Thanks for the wonderful giveaway!
Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their butt quacks.
“A penny saved is a penny earned”
My dad would remind us to “Always be kind.”
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
My dad would say it’s better to belch and belch in shame than squelch the belch and bare the pain.
Sorry, no dad jokes
My favorite dad joke is, “Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!”
Current fav dad joke… My husband accused me of taking his thesaurus.. I told him that was wrong.. also incorrect, mistaken, and erroneous.