Welcome to the April Showers Giveaway Hop, hosted by The Mommy Island & The Kids Did It!
It’s not raining today here in Atlanta. It’s not supposed to rain until the weekend – because of course it’s going to rain on the weekend.
I remember my grandmother teaching me the rhyme that goes “Rain, rain, go away. Come back another day!” and thinking that the rain might shout back, “I DID!” and then just pour harder. C’est la vie.
This is the April Showers Giveaway Hop, so in honor of the name of the hop, I’m going to drag out another oldie but goodie.
“If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?”
I’m looking for wrong answers only, please. I’m hoping for some funny ones.
Your answer, funny or not, will give you a shot at the usual prize here at Reading Reality, the winner’s choice of a $10 Amazon Gift Card or $10 in books from the Book Depository.
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May flowers bring snow lol
Mayflowers brings Pilgrims. 🙂 Thanks for the giveaway. 🙂
May flowers bring Christmas trees
May flowers bring the boys to the yard.
Happiness for my wife.
They bring puppy dogs.
June mowers?
(Bad rhyme, but…yard work!)
May flowers bring me happiness!! Thank you for the opportunity! I’m so excited for warm weather!
May flowers bring beauty to our lives
May flowers bring my allergies out lol
I believe the joke answer is Mayflowers bring pilgrims
May flowers bring stuffed shirts.
Obviously, May Flowers bring on the apocalypse.
Tea and scones
May flowers bring June heat!
hopefully sexy and wealthy men bringing those flowers.
May flowers bring sneezes!
Hubs birthday!
the birds and the bees. thanks for the smiles
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May Flowers bring Pollen showers!
If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring? (wrong answers only!)
Cats and Dogs!
THX
May flowers bring allergies
May flowers bring June bugs.
May flowers make time to stop and enjoy the beauty of the flowers around you.
Yup, pilgrims!
They bring sunshine 🙂
May flowers bring joy and happiness and picnics in the park.
Pizza
Dunkin Donuts!
Allergies? LOL! 😂
June showers?
or, a lot of powers?
May flowers bring tacos
May flowers bring runny noses and red eyes.
frogs
Riches.
They bring happiness and joy!
Bridal showers!
May flowers bring dirt.
Thanks for the contest.
May Flowers Bring Horrible Heat and Humid Weather Here in Florida
may flowers bring dirty socks!
May flowers bring sneezes… ACHOOOOO!
Allergies.
Bills
They bring on the good ole Mayflower itself…
It brings warm weather and visits to the pool/beach!
June Bugs and bees?! Summertime?! I love this time of year and can’t wait to finish up homeschooling for the school year!
May flowers bring relaxing afternoons outdoors with a good book…
Jack o Lanterns
Lots of happy warm feelings and sneezes…did i mention sneezes?? haha
Hay-fever
May Flowers bring chocolate!
They bring snow!
Bugs?! 🙂
hayfever.
May flowers bring birds
May flowers bring beauty and smiles.
April showers bring May flowers
May flowers bring June powers
May flowers being bees!
They bring June bees.
May Flowers bring flowers for Valentine’s Day.
May flowers bring bright skies, and warm breezes
June bugs & bees lol
may flowers bring, pests, bugs, warm to hot days.
If April Showers bring flowers, then May flowers bring bees and too much pollen.
May flowers bring frigid temperatures.
allergies….and bugs
the joke was… pilgrims! But I will say new babies.
May flowers bring a rainbow with a pot of gold (I wish)
They bring more bills!
May flowers bring the panic of knowing bathing suit season will soon be upon us and I blew another New Year’s resolution of losing weight.
May flowers bring allergies .
May flowers bring bees.
Mayflowers bring pumpkins.
mayflowers make my garden grow
A happy Rosie! I love flowers! Thanks and God bless!
May flowers bring Pilgrims, of course!
May flowers bring deli sandwiches.
May flowers bring endless chocolate.
may flowers bring beer
I was gonna say pilgrims, but I saw that was one of the first responses, so I’ll say “lots of bees”.
May flowers bring hungry deer!
May flowers bring bugs!
-Lauren
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May flowers brings hail!
May flowers bring takeout!
Santa Claus!
Apparently it brings snow…grrrrrr
Theyu bring beauty.
May flowers bring tacos!
May showers bring old girl friends you hoped you would never see again.
May flowers bring on headaches, sneezing, and wheezing.
The smell of flowers in different fragrances around the home.
May flowers bring uplifting spirits and great prelude to summer.